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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 7:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:30am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:31pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:13am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked