Please take of your shoes

Hello am 48 year man from Somalia. Sorry for my bed England. I selled my wife for internet connection. I’m not saying I’m bad at games, but if dying was an Olympic sport, I’d probably still come in last because I’d trip before the starting gun. I may not have skill, aim, or strategy, but I do have snacks, sarcasm, and a collection of unfinished games that could be seen from space.