Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They living it up at the Hotel California
What nice surprise
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
She said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
In the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stabbed it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage Back
To the place I was before
Relax said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave