If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mum will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage.

Country girls make do

Least racist Texan

You make me soo horny babe

there must have been an angel up your ass

Call me anytime Honeybuun <3