Watching you play Rematch is painful — like a tutorial NPC trying to 1v1 a speedrunner. Honestly, Casey solos you in every category."

Casey’s movement? Clean. Casey’s aim? Surgical. Casey’s game sense? Psychic. Meanwhile, you’re out here whiffing basics like it’s a feature. I’ve seen AFK players have more impact than you.

It’s wild how we all load into the same game, yet it looks like Casey downloaded the skill update while you’re still buffering the tutorial. You’re not even in the same patch notes, bro.

Next time you log in, do the lobby a favour: spectate Casey and take notes. Like, a lot of notes.

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-rep
fat nerd

- REP
This guy didn't even play the game I gifted him

this guy sucks eggs

this guy sus