AFTER EVERYONE HAD A TASTE OF HIS DELICIOUS MEAT, THEY COULDNT BEWIEVE HOW GOOD IT TATSES. I EVEN HEARD A WUMOR THAT THE TOWN ♥♥♥♥♥ NAMED KYLIE GOT PWEGANT JUST FROM THE TASTE OF HIS MEEAT. WE IMEDIEATLY TOOK HIM TO MCDONWALS AND BEGGED THEM TO PUT HIS BORGER ON THE MENU. EVENTUALLY… AFTER MANY MANY DAYS LIVIMG INSIDE THE PLAYPLACE LETTING ALL THE FAMILIES TRY HIS MEAT, THE RONALD MCDONALD PUT THE BEGRER ON THE MENU. TO THIS DAY, U CAN STILL GET THE TRAVIS SCOTT BUREGER ADDED TO YOUR MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL AT MO CHARGE FROM THE GOODNESS OC MY SON TRAVISES HEART

WHEN HE APPEARED FROM THE MINES 20 YEAR LATER, MY SON TRAVIS WAS A MUSCULER MAN NO ONE FROM OUR TOWN RECOGNIZED HIM. BUY HE WAS HOLDING THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL, THE FINAL PWODUCT OF HIS BURGER HE PERFECTED IN THE MINES. EVEN THOUGH ALL THE KIDS IN THE TOWN BULLIED HIM REWENTWESSWY ALL THWOUGH HIS LIFE (THEY POURED MILK DOWN HIS SHIRT AND THREW HAM AT HIM) HE STILL OFFERED TO LET EVERYWONE TWY A WIDDLE BIT OF HIS MEAT

NOW IF YOURE WONDERING, THE TWAVIS SCOTT BURGER IS NOT ANY OLD BERGER. EVEWY SINGLE ONES CONTAIN MY SON TWAVISES BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS FROM HOW HARD HE WORKED IN THE MINES FINDING THE PerFECT INGWREDIENDS FOR HIS BUERGER. EVERY DAY we PUT HIM IN THE MINES AND GE WENT DEEPER AND DEEPER TILL ONE DAY HE FOUND A DUNGEON WITH SNAKES AN BIGGGG BIG SPIDER BUT HE KILSED THWM WITH HIS BARE HANDS

MY SON TRAVIS WALKED TO SCHOOL EVRRYDAY, 200 MILES JUST TO GET A EDUCATION FOR HIS FAMILY. HE STWUGGLED FOR YEARS STUDYING THE ART OF CULINAWY SCHOOL AND EVERYONE IN HIS TOWN MADE FUN OF HIM. HIS FULL NAME IS TRAVIS SCOTT AND THIS IS THE STORY IF HOW THE TRAVIS SCOTT BERGER was CREATED

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