Verily, in the year of 2015, I commenced engaging in this game, possessing scant knowledge of the Russian tongue. Yet, henceforth, I have amassed an unfathomable sum of Russian lexicon within my oral repertoire. Furthermore, I have acquired the proficiency to strike fear into the hearts of Russians with their own native language. Alas, in the course of playing this game, I have regrettably forfeited a considerable number of my cognitive faculties, owing to the deleterious effects of Turkish kebabs, русские собаки, brainless mongols, et al.

Methinks, it would behoove the authorities to mandate an IQ test before granting csgo access to these insipid individuals.

Verily, the game doth provide a much enjoyable pastime, until such time as one's compatriots on the battlefield are of the Russian persuasion or one of noble birth whose birth been begotten fortuitously.