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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:50am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 11:32am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:00am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:49pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 4:33am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:19am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?