I'm telling you this guy is as dogsh*t as he is fat. I saw him at a 9-11 the other day buying mountain dew and wall hacks. I asked him what the walls were for and he said "it's so I don't get backstabbed by little kids and completely sh*t on" then he tried to ride his scooter out the door but got stuck on the door frame and trapped me inside, it took 3 hours for the fire department to show up

I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door