Apparently, apparently, apparently, it was great
Apparently every time you get dizzy
All you do is get dizzy
Apparently I already went down the super slide
I was scared half to death

Apparently sometimes I don’t watch the news
Because I’m a kid
And apparently every time grandpa gives me the remote
After we watch the powerball
I’ve never ever been on live television
I’ve never ever been on live television
Never, never
Never, never, never, never