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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 5:16am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:57am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:57pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 8:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:17am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:11am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:09am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:15am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:41am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 4:30am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:24pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:11pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:20am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:26pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:00am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:10am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:00am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:39pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:09am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:18am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:08pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:21pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:34pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:25am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:41am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:10am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:04pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:04pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:11am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:50pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:52am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:26am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:43pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:40pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:43pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:25pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:00am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:01pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:28pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:44am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:44am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:39pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:36am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:53pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:52pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:54pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:48pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:41pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:38pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:31pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:04pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:05pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 3:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:53pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:41pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:03pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:21am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:25pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:55am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:19am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:37pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:55pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May @ 10:45am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 3:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:32am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 10:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:57pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:42pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 5:43pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:46am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:55am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:44pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 5:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:55am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:55am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 5:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 5:20pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:07pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:37am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:13pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 3:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:33am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:57am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:20am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:49pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:47pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:55am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 3:35pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:53pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:44am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:49am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 3:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:55am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:17pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:28pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 3:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:44am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:44am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 7:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:44pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:52am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:31pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked