This Game is for you when:

- it was always you`re dream to get chased by questionable waifus or 7ft tall woman with malicious intent
- you enjoy staring at a progress bar for 90sec and pressing spacebar multiple times (promotes PTSD)
- you admire the map design while you´re dangling from a hook (you will die on first hook, but you dont know that yet)
- you enjoy suffering, lots of suffering (you will know what I mean the first time you play a SWF who sends youre ass to RPD)


Bonus archievments:

- try to avoid getting a stroke from youre solo queue teammates (Impossible)
- get facecamped in the basement by Bubba until you die on first hook (he kinda chill so thats allright)
- Step in the most obvious and visible trap possible (Trapper mains will love you for that)
- get a brain aneurysm from playing the same percs for over 300 hours (or until the meta changes)
- take a screenshot with Ghostface when he moris you (will look amazing on youre profile)
- Dont, I repeat DONT buy the Huntress "Hooked on you" outfit, it only attracts weirdos. (Like me, respectfully of course)


Tips for Beginners:

- play 10 games with Trapper on "Garden of Joy" without percs and add ons
- play 10 games as scratch mirror Myers on "Mount Ormond Resort"
- until you reach rank 1, only play survivor games with this perc combination; (just trust me on this one)
- No Mither
- Self-Care
- Object of Obsession
- This is not Happening

After you followed every step from the instructions, youre mental state will be on the exact same level as the rest of us who dedicated way too many hours into this Game.