Nuzzles, pounces on you
UwU, you're so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky; murr; (he-he)
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oh, baby, you' so musky
Take me home, pet me and make me yours
And don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my wittle baby tail, all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies you' neck, I hope daddy likies
Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yeah), I be (yeah) getting thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, UwU
PLEASE ADOPT ME!!