While Fufik’s Away
(from Jinx — obviously the best player, don’t @ me)

The payload’s stuck, the ghosts got bored,
Phasmo’s just ghosts doing ghost discord.
Overwatch bots are teabagging me—
Without you here, it’s misery!

I queue up solo (bad idea),
Randoms yelling in my ear.
I throw grenades, I miss my shots—
Let’s be real, I need you lots.

The cipkas cry, they’re feeling blue,
Their fearless queen’s off earning who?
Work can wait, the games are sad—
Come back soon or I’ll go mad.

From Jinx (MVP, top frag, no lie)—
Hurry up, or I’ll start to die!

Moja láska je jak halušky,
mäkká, chutná — bez výčitky.
Nosíš v srdci Tatry, hory,
a ja ťa ľúbim bez námahy.
Niekto vraví: Slováci pijú borovičku,
ja hovorím: ty si moja hviezdička z mliečnu!
S tebou je každý deň jak sviatok,
aj keď varíš len čaj a suchý chlebík zo včera!

do you want to be a gang to my bang

Ty si moja bryndza, ja som tvoj chlieb,
spolu sme dokonalý lásky chliev.
Keď sa usmeješ, srdce mi skáče,
aj keď mi raz povieš, že chrápem ako traktor z Rožňavy.

дебил на в морду
чмо

just ask it why u doin like that