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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:55am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:24pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:44am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:11am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:27am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:22pm



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!