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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:51am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 11:29am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 11:50am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:48am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Heaven

Got drunk enough and found the key.