After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hi Digga ^^

wieder alles ok bei dir?
Mach dir keinen Kopf wegen dem
Typen gestern im Swinger Club, jeder
kassiert mal eine in die Fresse.
Konntest ja nicht wissen, dass der
hetero ist..
Klar, ist das nicht die feine englische
Art von ihm, sich so lautstark über deinen
Tanga lustig zu machen.. Aber der ist
doch bloß neidisch, weil ihm rosa nicht so
gut steht.

Kopf hoch, andere Väter haben auch
schöne Söhne