straight up spicing it

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added her because she seemed like a cool girl. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a csgo lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched her and then 1 tapped her. Turns out he was a guy and gay. Don't trust her.

noob

The spiciest of spices (on god)

spice pls

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