garbage griefer

Met this guy in a comp game. We were down 4v1, and he said “don’t worry boys, I’ve got this.”
The way he moved… majestic. Like a goose with vertigo.
He walked past the bomb twice. Flashed himself three times.
Pulled out a smoke and just stood there, contemplating life, war crimes, or his next snack—who knows.
Then he peeked mid like he had a death wish and got immediately deleted.
Next round, he said “warmup round, lol.”
Warmup? Bro, the game was over.
I added him just to leave this on his profile. Never forget.

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click clack thats the sound of my 12 gauge