Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and my owner just told me to trade with those earth men. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.
If you think the introduction above sounds friendly, it’s just because it was written by my owner.


What a sad story that my owner asked me to make an ad here and that is the only reason why he upgraded me...


Add the owner to get more info. [/h2]

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God, I'm so depressed.
Just leave me alone.

Don't Panic...

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