make it 200 the ways imma freak you

The restraining order isn't for me, it's for you >:) I will touch you 170 ways till Sunday!

I'm gonna pray for you

A restraining order wont save you

Okay google, how do i get a restraining order?

Lego Chad Bloonington the 2nd I am madly in love with you

I'm going to touch you

i be shrlorpin on em

Put your balls in a microwave

my second and not only pookie <3

My one and only Pookie <3

yup, and your gonna like it

That's a lot of hentai...

translation: "he took a bite out of my penis like he did in the tree in his profile picture"
I can confirm this is true

hee toke aye biet owt ov mei weinor liek hee did thuh tweeh een hiz prohfile picktore

balls

real

this man here gifted me all my femboy games

wohmp wohmpagn

bwomp.mp3

Ew no

wanna smash sometime

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

nu hu

to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad

i dont

i like taking screenshots