i'm supa shy~ supa shy~!

I know this person IRL I met them on a plane 7 years ago, craziest experience of my life.
He even had the suicide vest too!

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Monk. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Monk. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

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I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky ;) licks shaft mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh my gawd. I'm so hard rubbies your bulgy wolgy licks balls punish me daddy nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre off your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes roll back and goes balls deep

Rawr X3 nuzzles How are you? pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge someone's happy! nuzzles your necky wecky ~murr~ hehe ;) rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big! rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing .///. kisses you and licks your neck daddy likes ;) nuzzle wuzzle I hope daddy likes wiggles butt and squirms I wanna see your big daddy meat! wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tails can you please get my itch? put paws on your chest nyea~ it's a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you pwease? squirms pwetty pwease? :(