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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:43pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:43pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked