nonhuman's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:41am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:40am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 7:53am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:40am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:18am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:40am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 5:17am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:55pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:01pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:09pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?