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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 6:10am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:51am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:30am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 10:26am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:54am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:09am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?