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Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.
Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy.