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开学也要快乐哦
吃一口春子，咬住幸福；
写一副春联，记下吉祥；
送一份祝福，新春如意！
愿你在新年里，蛇拿九稳，喵喵喵，呜呜呜~
（鞭炮声）（一阵强劲的音乐）耶↓咦→耶↑咦→耶↓咦↑耶↓哦↓哦↓~ 耶↓咦→耶↑咦→耶↓咦↑耶↓哦↓哦↑~（音乐）😃🙌我恭喜你发财😃👍我恭喜你精彩🖐️😯最好的请过来😯👉不好的请走开🫲😃🫱哦礼多人不怪😯我祝满天下的女孩😃嫁一个好男孩😮两小块永远在一块 噔→噔↑噔↓噔→噔↑噔↓噔↑噔→噔↓
我😭😭，我..😭😭不会.....打字
😭😭只能😥😤收藏.....😤😤😂别人😢有意思😎👍，和👋🖐🙌👍😎
希望你....不😡😡，我😫😩💀🙀🙌，但是我😎😭😭😭😭。。可是我🤪😶😐.....我希望我😇😇，即使.....😬 别人都👉😆🐒，我也😇😇，如果你问问👈👉🖕，我跟你....说....跟你....😫😤说.....跟你.....s说😤😫....跟.....你.....说😫😤......我要跟你说：“迷你世界真好玩！”😤😡我不，你😭😭...我不是😢😥😡😤，我是😭😭，别...欺负😡🤬
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/////∧ 万圣节快乐，喵~
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、 へ ノ ヽ
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国庆快乐~
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要是我说出来你别笑我阿
好了，我要说了（
我意外地爱上你啦！七夕快乐鸭~
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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？
Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.
And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....
NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）
Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
It's another Friday!
As your mentor, I need to remind you that
You don't need fun to have alcohol!
And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!
Get Drunk 24/7!
Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.
if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?
As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.
As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:
Yes, Onlypans does exist.
It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.
And I'm fully supportive about your choice
Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.
Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.
And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.
Do you know why????
It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!
Welcome to Logic Class 101！
A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.
人们都喜欢在春天来临后，
开始疯狂想念冬天。
予世界一片温暖与青绿。
过去即该释怀，当下值得热爱。春促愉快！
In order to save today's John Connor and the future mankind from Skynet.
The future human resistance told me to tell you to pls sell your kidney to buy me a copy of Diablo 4 to play to have fun.
Pls hurry !
ignore if you are a girl, I know science, gilrs do'nt have kidneys
We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.
but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.
probably the king among gays
How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.
So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it
Did you know that almost every Ultraman is n@ked?
Yes! what you see is their bare skin, including Mother of Ultra!!!!!
They are all fighting across the universe n@ked!!!!!
only a few of them choose to wear some armor for their shoulders and arms.
even fewer get to wear a cape
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In the Disney Frozen franchise.
Elsa and Anna's parents, the king and the queen were alive.
Not only they didn't die in the ocean, but also managed to survive on a small island.
Years later they had a baby boy.
Later on, the king and the queen got eaten by panthers. Fortunately, the baby boy survived.
Some monkeys on the island raised the boy.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Tarzan of the Apes is Elsa & Anna‘s little brother！~
Study shows
If you like Radiohead or Cigarettes After Six
You are probably depressed
Did you know that in SpongeBob
Mr.Krabs is the one who killed Peral's mother?
Real Patrick died before season 4, the current Patrick is in fact a robot？
Squidward was actually a good musician before Spongebob made him tone-deaf？
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虽说秋天是丰收的季节，但春子却不怎么高兴
因为 —— 春的颜色不走进秋季，有些爱情就经不起季节轮替。
今天没有文案，只有你~
所以呢，春子打算把我的专属 BGM 送给你：
愿这个可爱的小伙伴能借夏天的风贴近你
带给你无限的好运~
——姗姗来迟的夏促愉快
Happy Chinese New Year to all of you!
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