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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:59am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:32pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 11:09am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 3:09am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2021 @ 9:22am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2020 @ 3:58am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:58am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2020 @ 7:01am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 9:41am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 7:55am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 7:33am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2020 @ 11:50am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:56am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 4:51am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2020 @ 9:55am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:25am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 5:29am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 2:17am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 6:40am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 7:55am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 3:17am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 11:14am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 7:46am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2021 @ 5:59am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 4:08am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 2:56am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:45am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2020 @ 8:44am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?