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TL;DR Game good, game really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good

This game is almost the perfect FPS, THE ONLY THING that can be improved, is a potential addition of a multiplayer mode. However, that is not the direction that Hakita, the main dev, seems to be taking, and I respect that. If DOOM is Bloody, Slow, yet Powerful, ULTRAKILL, is Dynamic, Fast, and Omnipotent. This game has a skill ceiling high enough that you would need to leave earth's atmosphere. This game, at the time of writing is sold at a base price of $25, this is less than half the price of DOOM, with the second highest replay value behind only maybe Minecraft. This game has the BEST MUSIC, I have played many games that have beautiful soundtracks, Hollow Knight in particular, yet this game takes me inside the musical mind of Hakita/Heaven Pierce Her, and makes me like everything that he presents.

Breakcore? Ehh, I don't mind it, now he has made me love it.
Heavy Metal? the same,
Classical music? the same,
Music that sounds like it was produced by a dog having a stroke on a piano? It's great!

If you wish to listen to some of the music to get a feel for the game feel free, the music is availible for free at https://heavenpierceher.bandcamp.com/ and listening there helps him so much more than Spotify.

Listen to:
Tenebre Rosso Sangue, (Metal and Classical)
Altars of Apostasy, (Electronic Metal)
The Cybergrind, (Electronic Breakcore)
Castle Vein, (fast Electronic 8bit)
Take Care, (Calm Piano)
Versus, (Electronic Metal)
Death Odyssey, (Ominous Electronic hype),

Of course,
Order (sheer Piano, Violin, Drums, and Electric Guitar Perfection)

This is a game that has distilled Dopamine into a science, at every new unlock or interaction, you can think "huh it would be cool if..."
Yes it would be cool
Yes it is implemented in the game
Yes it is cool

This game is made for casuals, completionists, and speedrunners.
It is one of the highest rated steam games, and it is only held back by those meming in negative reviews or those who have not updated their negative review of "no sex" (official buttplug support btw)

This game has a sandbox, it has 40 Levels in the main campaign so far, with a third and final act on the way.
The game has an endless mode with leaderboards, it has side missions that are basically high quality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
This game has a built in speedrun timer, and a scoring system.

With 2 levels locked behind a "P" or Perfect rank,

That is a warning, a cautionary tale, not a arbitrary requirement.
You will need it,

This game has one of the highest skill ceilings out of any game I have seen or played,

For $25, or whatever the equivalent in your local currency, you can buy the best video game ever made
with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and memes built in.

There are many videos that touch upon the games mechanics and how it feels, so I decided to talk about how the game is constructed and how it is presented, and if you wish to learn more, just read other reviews, don't let yourself ruin the suprises that come from this perfect game.

Get this game, Buy it, this is a game that I will never regret seeing.

After trying for 10 hours I managed to open the game without crashing ONCE. GET YOUR ♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER. I don't even know what to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do at this point. I MIGHT consider this a decent game if I can open it.

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This is an absolutely amazing game that everyone who enjoys Card games to play, It combines an ARG, Horror elements, RPG elements, Meta elements and much more. This is like Magic the Gathering if it were a secretive yet, advanced, rouge like game. Please play this master piece just for the pure experience.

The single greatest Metriod-vania ever made, the current 97% positive feedback is an understatement.