"Drain gaaaaang."
- Me sitting on a sewer, oblivious

🎀 𝒲𝒽💮'𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓎 𝓁𝒶𝒹𝓎...? 𝓏💙🌺 𝓌𝑒𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶.... 𝓇♡𝓊𝑔𝒽... 𝓇♡𝓊𝑔𝒽... 𝓇💍𝓊𝑔𝒽... 🎀 ⚛

I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my ♥♥♥♥ in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could ♥♥♥♥ it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty ♥♥♥♥♥?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted ♥♥♥♥ explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my ♥♥♥♥ will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster.

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-Rep After a good game in vermintide 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great verm and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a verm modded tourney. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then double-shotted him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.