Recent reviews by Emo Flamingo

Arise now ye wallets, Ye broke who yet spend

Together We can devourer the DLC

I have become death destroyer of weakling bosses, 10/10 my ego is through the roof (I died thousands of times)

This game fulfilled my superiority complex 10/10

I have no laughed so hard whilst playing a game, The proximity chat mixed with the hilarious situations make this game instantly one of my favorite games of all time

Turns out fish can be scary

I was but a meager and wimpy fellow before I played Ark, Now I commit acts of terrorism by strapping bombs to dinosaurs before assassinating unsuspecting beach bobs. Some call me a monster, Some call me a hero, But you can call me anytime.

Ask a doctor about Ark: Survival Evolved if you think it may benefit your daily life.

Side effects may include: Sleep deprivation, Lack of human interaction, Loss of sleep, family members suspecting you're dead from all the time you've spent taming a giant lizard, Insomnia, and lastly death.