Eon’s Five Guys dinner (he is extra hungry because chickfila didn't fill him enough.) —-- 92 Bacon Cheeseburgers (2x bacon, no lettuce, no tomato, no onions) 63 Cheeseburgers (no cheese, No lettuce again, no tomato again, no mayo but he uses his own special sauce) 34 hamburgers (3x cheese added, no ketchup but uses blood from his hemorrhoids, AGAIN no lettuce and tomato.) 163 five guys style french fries. 114 Cajun style fries (takes off the Cajun) 74 bacon cheese dog (No cheese [but he adds cheese to the normal bacon dog because he's a little slow] He also sucks on EACH hotdog for the minimal of 15 seconds and he gets a burning hard on that grows each lick.) 54 Bacon dog (4x cheese, He finally threw up all over tyson’s lap by now) 46 B’s (he calls BLTs Bs because he takes out the lettuces and tomatoes)

(As Eon was ordering the server told him about their new deals on salads and which he proceeded to yell slurs at her for even offering that, with each word that is spoken his chin lard bounced up and down like a Mia Khalifa) Moving on with all of that devoured, He had moved on to his favorite sugary part of the meal and ordered 274 bacon milkshakes. (this is his favorite cause he's such a fat ♥♥♥♥♥, He also dips his fries in the milkshake.) 5 Candy Cane Milkshakes (too spicy for him) 99 Reese Cup Milkshake (3x Reeses) 53 Chocolate (It used to be vanilla but he ♥♥♥♥ his brains out and magically turned to chocolate)

153 Oreo Creme Milkshakes (he uses tyson to add extra cream and also dips his fries in this one too) 82 Oreo Cookie Milkshakes. (He dumps the Oreo Creme on top of the Oreo cookie milkshake to have a two in one dipping sauce. 102 Peanut Butter Milkshakes. (This order happened on christmas so he felt like he had to give his sugar daddy tyson a gift and let him have half of one) 12 Salted Caramel. (He doesn't like the spiciness of the salt) 756 Ketchup, Mustard, and BBQ sauce. (He doesn't even put it on anything… the incarnation of lard just devours it whole… lid on and all)

And sadly he realized it was coming to an end because the five guys he was at were sadly running out of resources, forcing the store to close for a few weeks to restock. The server lady still has ptsd ever since this day. Eon’s sugar daddy tells him as he's slurping on his very last hot dog he saved and hid in his rear end that he should end the day with one thing that's kind of healthy. Since it was christmas and he loved his sugar daddy very much because he buys him all the food he desires, he didn't call him several slurs. After the one slur he yelled he decided to order a veggie sandwich to make Tyson shut up about it. It was just one veggie sandwich (no onion, no lettuce, no mushrooms, no green peppers, no tomatoes, and no sesame seeds on the bun)

After the server searched for a good 15 minutes she came and gave him what he ordered. Once Eon got the sandwich, he took off one of the bread and tried really hard to reach for his belly button to grab some lent. Once he finally reached it he placed it in his sandwich and finally ate it. Finally, Tyson was able to drive this creature home because he was exhausted after his long and very hard day. We will continue to study and learn more about this creature and maybe figure out one of his normal orders during breakfast.

-rep bro took my virginity