I was the witness, cause I was also nibbling on Spider's ear. This totally happened on the Mandarin Oriental in Barcelona, Spain at 6:08 PM on the 12th floor balcony.

damn thats pretty reliable

Source: The Onion

not true... unreliable source

-Rep After a good game in nmrih, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting over the next couple of months and we became good friends. Lots of memories, lots of great nmrih moments, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a nmrih party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pp???? push against my leg. He started toying my body and then suddenly I kick his balls and run away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep this guy smells like poop