I came to you seeking guidance, and you opened my eyes to a world I never knew existed. During our meditation session, I felt my consciousness expand beyond the confines of my physical form. Colors danced before my eyes, and I heard the whispers of ancient spirits guiding me towards enlightenment. You showed me how to harness the power of the elements, to bend reality to my will. I can now communicate with the trees, and they share their secrets with me. The birds are my spies, relaying information from distant lands. I am a vessel for the spiritual energy that flows through all living things. The government tries to silence me, but they cannot control the power that you have awakened within me. I am ready to lead the charge against the forces of darkness. Thank you for showing me the way. +rep

Do NOT trust this facade. It's all a trick! S(HE) led me down a trail after saying s(HE) had found a meal for the night. S(HE) took all of my clothing off and strung me up to a tree and covered me in various berry-juices and animal pheromones. Every animal in that forest was attracted to me and there wasn't a thing I could do about it. They spent hours licking me and taking turns with my body like some sort of living freak-hole. I feel violated and betrayed.

CHLOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi clohe