The diaper package you sent last month came in already pre-soiled with multiple kiss marks on it, and we kindly request another 2000 dollar load of fresh diapers. DO. NOT. MESS THIS UP. Your super squelch diaper ranking is on the LINE. Next week we are going to New Jersey Shores and going underwater diap'ing with fresh sea fart bubble action, and we need these tighty whitey's ASAP. Also please finish your homework it is due tomorrow at 9, you will face harsh punishment including stripping of own personal gem plated diaper. Failure to meet these demands by next week will result in you being KICKED and BANNED from the diaper clan. Thank you and good stinking. -David Diaperhead Chief

just confirming with the big fup, you still want that ultra spicy noseplug burrito package with free tissues for 29.99 from BIggie Dans Dultra Merch Splendor? please

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are