Recent reviews by thaumaturge

To be clear up front, FL Week One and Week Two are some of my favorite AVNs of all time, so it is deeply disappointing that I have to give Week Three an unequivocal Thumbs Down.

Visually, the game is still mostly top-notch with good renders, and even the animations, though sparingly used, are spectacular. But, sadly, this is where the good news ends.

The writing and story almost immediately take a sharp nose dive in quality. The game feels rushed, phoned in, and shoddily thrown together with no thought or planning. In fact, it's even worse than that - it literally feels like the dev must have fallen and hit his head in between week two and week three, and gotten permanent brain damage, because this chapter doesn't even feel like it was written by the same person. The tone is all wrong, the humor is much more cringe-inducing than it is actually humorous (though to be fair there were actually a few great laughs; but still far more misses than hits).

And to top it all off, the actual lewd content wildly alternates between "way too vanilla for a game called Fetish Locator" and "so over the top it's like if Looney Tunes was porn". There are a few truly hot and arousing scenes, but many more feel like they were thrown in as an afterthought, and for all their explicitness, there is just nothing sexy about them.

And, finally, we come to the real kick in the nuts - the Big Reveal. I won't spoil anything here, but if you played the first two weeks, you know what the story is building up to. And let me tell you, when you finally get to the big twist you'll swear this game was made by M. Night Shyamalan, because it is the stupidest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing, and it will retroactively make you hate all the earlier parts you thought you liked.

If you like Week 1 and 2, DO NOT play this one. Just replay those over and over, because if you play Week 3 it will ruin the other two forever.

This game is hard as ♥♥♥♥ and I thoroughly suck at it. 1500 hours worth of getting my ass handed to me, and I probably won't quit for at least another 1500. 11/10 best game ever

Secret word: FANTASY

Took the test twice cause I misclicked a couple times and got very different results, but wondering if the end result really depends on your answers, or if it's just RNG. Either way it's a pleasant diversion for $2.