HELLO??????? this just rewired my brain in ways Freud would need a resurrection to unpack. I am barking. Screaming. Crying. Sliding down the wall like a Victorian maiden who just found out her fiancé died at sea. WHY did this hit like a truck full of existential crises and serotonin. I need it injected into my frontal lobe IMMEDIATELY. My third eye is WIDE open. My crops are watered. My skin is clear. My will to live? Restored. This has me giggling like a schoolgirl in a Wattpad fic. Who gave you the RIGHT??? I am feral. I am unwell. I am gnawing on drywall and making dolphin noises. Call 911 because I just flatlined and ascended. This isn’t content, it’s a spiritual awakening disguised as a post. You’ve committed a war crime of excellence and I am a willing casualty. Send help but also never stop.

My fellow Americans, it is with great sadness that I must report that Bofa has collapsed. Many have asked me: “What’s Bofa?”, to which I respond: “Bofa Deez Towers”. I can say with full conviction that deez attacks were not bussin fr; we will find the people responsible for this evil act, and bring them to justice. No cap

Heads up parents of teens… if you’re not monitoring your kids Instagram / TikTok accounts and going through who they’re following and messaging … why not? Is it because you, (trust them)? Things of this matter have been brought to my attention (let’s just say holy spirit work) and I’m VERY thankful… I’m seeing things. And I’m like WHAT!!! Whatttt???? We look at our kids and we think, “they’re good - they have a good head… they can make good decisions….” Sure. I bet they can - but when the people and accounts they’re following are pure brain rot and garbage, even so called Christian accounts that explain how they’re saving victims from trafficking, yet in the background of their posts, it’s pornography style photos - that’s luring in itself! if you are going to allow social media, please, for the love of all things holy, GO THROUGH YOUR KID’S accounts!!!!

TICKLE FIGHT!!! ahhhh ooo ahhh stopp😂😂😆😆😆ahhhh ouu ahh it tickless stopppahhhh😩😜😜😆😆🤪ahh thats the spot ahhhh stoppppp🤪😩😩😝😝🥴🥴STOPPPUHHH I CANT BREATHE😩😆😆😁😂AHHH STOPPUHHH😭😭🤣🤣🤣 hey i said stop😂😂 h-hey wha-what are y-🤨😣😣 omggg😖😖😖 STO-UGHHH😩✊💦🥴

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