Listen, I hate gay "people" as much as the next person... But I respect them, Y'know? Well... Heh... Im afraid I'm apart of the "them." Im very attracted to characters such as Rick Sanchez.... I want him to pin me down as I blush with denial... "R-Rick... I'm not gay??" We stare at each other's eyes... "I know you more than you know yourself, Colton. I have known for your feelings about me for a while..." I bite my lip, not knowing what to say... He proceeds to unbutton my clothes and... You get the rest... I need help! Is that gay? And don't delete this as this is not intended as hate... I am genuinely curious as to whether that counts as.. homosexual... or not. Thank you all! Respect to the LGBT communitie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈