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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:04pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:29am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:48am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.