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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:04am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:19am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:50am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:20am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:49am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:33am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 10:04am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 10:46pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 9:37pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 10:00am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 9:37pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2020 @ 11:55am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 11:05am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 9:37pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 9:56am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,909 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
40,638 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
18,768 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
2,591 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.