I'm Simon Claw. And I watched Tim Cheese pull the trigger.
He thinks he ended the story. He doesn't know he just flipped the page
That day — the snow cracked different.
I felt it in the wind, in the hum of the foxes. John was never supposed to die.
Not like that. Not by Cheese.
They said I was a myth. A holiday hiccup.
But I’ve been watching from the static.
Tim Cheese made one mistake: he left the socks behind.
And the socks remember.
John Pork wasn’t just a pig. He was the lock.
Now that he’s gone, the vault is open.
I wasn’t the chaos. I was the failsafe.
Pengu is already thawing. Marvin’s circuits are glitching. Agent 5.5? He's multiplying.
Tim...
You should’ve made sure I was gone too.
Because now?
I'm not just coming back.
I'm bringing the whole sleigh.