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⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⠻⠿⠟⠋⠉⠁⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⢼⣷⡤⣦⣿⠛⡰⢃⠄⠐⠄⠄⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢍⠿⢾⡿⣸⣿⠰⠄⢀⠄⠄⡬
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣴⣅⣾⣿⣿⡧⠦⡶⠃⠄⠠⢴
⣿⣿⣿⠿⠍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⢠⡤⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢗⠵⡐⡣⡄⠄
⠄⠸⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⢶⡇⡇⠄
⠄⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⣿⣿⡟⡻⣿⠘⠧⡇⠄
⠄⢳⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣾⣜⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡿⢀⠗⡇⠄
⠄⣦⡝⣭⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⣛⣛⣫⠡⣼⢾⣿⠄
⢰⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠨⣿⡟⠄
It costs money to divorse her, so you buy skins. Then you get scammed by some little prick on the internet. You buy more because you love and want to ♥♥♥♥ her.
You then sell them to some other kid that has just become addicted, for an underpriced deal because you want money fast for the steam sale. You get taxed by steam, which is basically the kids you have to pay for, cuz you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her without a condom.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⣤⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠜⢾⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠃⠄
⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠑⠀⠀⠠⢈⣆
⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣷⠃⢵
⠐⠰⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢟⣽⣆⠀⢃
⠰⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⠞
⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠁
⠀⠀⡐⠘⣿⣿⣯⠿⠛⣿⡄
⠀⠀⠁⢀⣄⣄⣠⡥⠔⣻⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠘⣛⣿⣟⣖⢭⣿⡇
⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣽⡇
⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣇
⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡀⠸⣿⣿⡏
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣿⡇
⠀⣠⣴⣿⡿⠟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷
⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁