+rep nice profile😉

Big Ass Forehead (Jk i love you) +rep

+rep Got into a good csgo match with him so we added each other on discord. He was a nice and funny guy so we started to grow close. We eventually stopped talking because we got too busy with life. Two months later he drove to my house and he knocked on my door. I was in total shock as he looked like he had been doing lethal amounts of black tar heroin. He shot me once in each leg with a glock; then he proceeded to zip tie my arms to the inside of a washing machine. He then, turned it on for a 30 min cycle meant for denim, even though I was wearing a sweater! He added the perfect amount of detergent and softner and my clothes were soft as ever (im still mad that he used the denim setting). After that, he pulled out my ♥♥♥♥ and started rimming me, i enjoyed it. Really friendly guy, would play with again!

hes never broke frfr

+rep After a good game in rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rust lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I'm muted, thanks for carrying it on