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A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!" "I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"

The kid ignores him.

"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"

The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."

"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."

So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. I started stroking my willie, but I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to ♥♥♥. I didn't want to ♥♥♥ everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My turtle was painted with my ♥♥♥ in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. My turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

Man, ♥♥♥♥ you. I'll see you at work.

Ah, ♥♥♥♥♥, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she ever stopped ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with that brain surgeon or lawyer she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with.

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