Yeah. I know you are a zoophile.
Actually I know way more about you than you think.

I am a computer scientist (internet security specialist) with affiliation with the Anonymous group.

Few months ago you downloaded furry porn.
That video had a special code implanted purposely.
Since the moment you installed it, your device started to act like a Remote Desktop I was able to access anytime.

The program allowed me to access your desktop, your camera(s), your files, passwords and contact lists. I also know where you live and where you work..


I was observing you for quite some time and what I have collected here is overwhelming.
I know about your sexual preferences and your interest in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animals.

I have secured 4 video files clearly showing how you [redacted graphic content] (captured from your internet browser).
Glued together is a pretty overwhelming evidence that you are a zoophile.

The timestamps on the video files indicate the exact time you have been [redacted graphic content]:
[redacted content]_1560855884.mp4 (121.4 MB)
[redacted content]_1559037177.mp4 (106.4 MB)
[redacted content]_1559318281.mp4 (22.8 MB)
[redacted content]_1561307152.mp4 (98.9 MB)

The crowd cheers. They love milk.

They yell, "POTUS is going to make us rich! POTUS is going to make us rich!"

A crowd of cowboys come out. The crowd cheers. They chant: **KNEEL BEFORE POTUS. KNEEL BEFORE POTUS.**

President Trump points to a cow. He says, "See. We found the missing herd!" The crowd cheers. They chant: **KNEEL BEFORE POTUS. KNEEL BEFORE POTUS.** The cowboys all kneel to President Trump. They all shout: **GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS AMERICA!**

# HISTORY / THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH


A long line of children comes out. They sit around the audience and watch. They stare at everything. They are all dressed the same.

The audience laughs. They do not recognize who these children are. And then it hits them.
Trump sex slaves from his best friend Mr. Epstien Custard Face

Trump pulls on a donkey's tail.

There is a lot of laughter. The crowd cheers.

I wanna stick my ♥♥♥♥ into like a pile of fentanyl but like will I feel anything? I can’t find anything on this and I’m not really curious to see what it would do. I’ve heard that just by touch you can feel the effects of fentanyl but I’ve also heard that touching it won’t do anything. Can someone please tell me?

Now for the MOTHER of all riddles. My voice is loud and obnoxious. I like music that rhymes. I'm a quarter of the population, yet commit half of the crimes! Who am I?

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