Recent reviews by kynicnews

creator of the super gravitron is not going to heaven.

just buy it already

The physics feel a little too wonky for me, just a bit too random for me to recommend it. but the level design is nice

absolute insanity disguised by simple pixel graphics. get 2-pack while on sale, you will not regret it

i used to play the mobile versions of StD and EtP back when. This is nice to see.

my volume is so high to hear the breathing that when i get jumpscared my ears get blown out

This game reminds me of when I was playing Ultimate Custom Night with my good friend Orville. We were at a party, yes, a good party it was. Pigpatch originally wanted to play this game, but he fell asleep, so, y'know. Orville saw the game on my steam and looked interested. So, well, I thought, I thought "Hmm, Orville might like this." He is in the game as well, so I thought, "Well, he might see that as a fine surprise." So I said to him, "Orville, would you like to try this game?" Well, he said sure. So, I grabbed him a soda and sent him on his way. Things weren't too great to begin though. Another story I told about me and Orville's picnic included a statement about Orville's tough to use feet. Well, this applied here as well. This game has so many different button inputs, that I realised, Orville would have too much trouble! How can you expect an elephant to play a game with this many keys, whilst only using their feet? It's ridiculous, and sure enough, Orville couldn't survive too long. It was a big shame, he was only doing Bear Attack 1! But, it wasn't all bad. I did get to help Orville get better at the game, also helping him get better with his feet! He even won having himself on 20! As well as other characters. We spent so much time together playing it, it was a blast. Even my good pal Happy Frog had a turn! It was so much fun, that party went on for a long while. We stayed up really late, and this party was definitely a special one, as, well, I'm not really one for parties! Pigpatch never woke up though. I think he died, a heart attack or something. I would definitely recommend this game, it is a stunning work of the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Ah, what a fine party it was.

i hate bats.

tis good but thou gets old after not too long

this games problem is the difficulty. Normal is too easy, but insane is abysmally difficult. but, other than that, good game