I like men

-rep After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard D111ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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Please bhai Bhenchod tu chup hoja bhai please yaar please please mai kya karun tera tu chup kyu nahi hota hai mere bhai please bhangi madarchod behenchod please chup hoja yaar tu sabki post pe negative comment kyu karta hai bhoi please just stfu chutiye please bhagwan se liye shaant hoja please meri dua tujhe lagegi tu chup kyu nahi hota hai jss sodhi bhai please mai maar jaungi please yaar meri aankhe noch lo koi mai nahi dekh sakti yeh please for Jesus ♥♥♥♥ing Christ chup hoja bhangiPlease bhai Bhenchod tu chup hoja bhai please yaar please please mai kya karun tera tu chup kyu nahi hota hai mere bhai please bhangi madarchod behenchod please chup hoja yaar tu sabki post pe negative comment kyu karta hai bhoi please just stfu chutiye please bhagwan se liye shaant hoja please meri dua tujhe lagegi tu chup kyu nahi hota hai jss sodhi bhai please mai maar jaungi please yaar meri aankhe noch lo koi mai nahi dekh sakti yeh please

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

Choose your excuse: 1.Lag | 2.New mouse | 3.Low FPS | 4.Bad team | 5.Hacker | 6.Luck | 7.Smurf | 8.Hitbox | 9.Tick | 10.Chair