I've become so much like Heihachi Mishima, it's scary.

I wear Black Dogi, verbally assault weak people, and physically assault my family.

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say Heyāhhahha! Kore de sukkiri ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, TSUGI!
I shaved my hair because I don't care, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Reina!

I always leave an open wound on my chest, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
When I see kids getting bullied I get mad because they are not strong like me.

I can't have sex with my wife anymore because I killed her.

When I fight I scream Kao! Hara! Ashi! To let them know where I will strike. Because I am badass like that.

Wake up, wavedash out of bed, say a quick prayer in front of the TMM shrine near the bed. Head over to the kitchen, eat a hopkick for breakfast. Proceed to boot up Tekken 8 and practice EWGF. For 11 hours. Go into ranked, see the other guy is using Nina, plug. Next opponent is Dragunov, plug. Next opponent is Bryan, plug. Next opponent is Reina. "Finally a honest character. I must show my superiority". Spam hellsweep in neutral, 1,1,2 to punish -90 moves

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