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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 7:28am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 9:36am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 6:52am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 6:21pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 10:43am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 7:04am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 6:44am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:47pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 4:32am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 9:50am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:49am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 11:26am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 11:49am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 12:36pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 8:08am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 6:27pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 7:33am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?