Why can't I pet the children at the playground?
It's so unfair. Like, I go to a petting zoo, and I'm allowed to pet the animals there. Then, I go to the animal shelter, and, same thing, I get to pet the animals there. Then, all the sudden, I go to a playground, and start petting some fat kid I found there, and, out of nowhere, I get beaten up by his equally obese mother.

When I called the cops on her, they arrested ME for some reason, and the library that the playground was next to issued me a no trespass order. But, it's just like, are we just not supposed to pet children anymore? Just because they're the same species as us? What's so great about them that makes it so that we can't go near them? This is so stupid.

And, yeah, I got aggressive with the mother and all, but, like, it was in self defense. All I did was bite her. And, where is there a law that explicitly says that I can't pet strangers? Why are people like this.

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